You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn't for you.

But should I eat though?...

Of all the places I could sit I choose the place the dog left their bone standing upright. My tush hurts.

First thing I did today was send someone a picture of my ass. Winning.

Birthday Eeeeve.

"I love that inside you're still 5."

Fighting sleep but only because I haven't wanted the last few days to end.

Still awake...

Forgotten cups of tea...

People planning weddings are the worst kind of Facebook friends.

I spend most of my life wondering how difficult it is to put dirty plates into, instead of on top of, the dishwasher.

I found out the other day that I was prayed for and I can't stop thinking about it...

Flat tummy that's therein the morning, where do you go to the rest of the day?

3 weeks off thirty and I had to sleep with a heat pack on last night. Kill me now.

Waiting for someone to view the house but needing to poop. Bad times.

"I feel a bit rough actually" - Translation: I think I might be dead

Thirty.

What a beautiful night! Thanks to MMA's and all appreciaters of our radio shows and podcasts over the years.