If there was anywhere Eddie Izzard could win a selection contest, it was Brighton. He hasn't - and it doesn't sound like it was close - so dare we hope he finally takes the hint now?

Terrible news that Eddie Izzard has not been selected to be Labour Candidate for Brighton Pavilion. We’re distraught.

I didn’t know they could read

Eddie Izzard’s candidacy with his tacky female impersonation was an insult to women in Brighton Pavilion constituency. Why is the Telegraph pandering by using she/her pronouns for him? #BlokeInABeret telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/12/1…

What's in the cake, Xir?

It means you're single because no man or woman wants to come within a mile of your pathetic, virtue signalling, woke shite.

There is nothing wrong with being a prolific masturbator.

Who remembers Toffo's?

At last, the BBC deigns to tell us about Eddie Izzard's failure yesterday. The article ends with this appalling sentence: "Izzard, who uses she/her pronouns, has openly spoke (sic) about her gender fluidity." I despair, I really do. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

"Izzard, 61, has not publicly commented since the decision was announced." bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

First time in about 20 years Eddie Izzard has done something actually amusing.

Strong borders, low immigration, better skills training, common sense politics….these are the policies that won the last election for the Conservative Party. Characterising these views as ‘extreme’ tells you everything you need to know about the ‘centre ground’ in Westminster.

What is this called?

Absurd that Miriam Cates MP is being investigated over 'claims that she has caused 'significant damage to the reputation of the House as a whole, or of its members generally' Proof that the Tory establishment hate her: someone close to a senior member of government told me last

Been bombarded with hate since I stood up for brave Eddie Izzard. No wonder there’s so few womxn in politics if this is what they have to deal with! History shows that when powerful womxn speak up they’re attacked; just look at Winnie Mandela, Mary Tudor & Cilla Black. #LGBTQ 🏳️‍⚧️

Britain in the eighties. And it seems like only yesterday. #life #society #Britain #80s

Oh I loved these