12/12🥳🥳🥳

no one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to you

People underestimate the importance of this.

This new Apple update where someone sends you an old photo, you save it, go to Photos expecting it to be the most recent… and it’s buried back in AUGUST or some shit. Who thought this was smart?

Feels good to wake up on a Monday with no work to do

please hesitate to reach out

“oh ok” actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces.

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime

Chowdeck, you can remove the spin wheel if you’re not willing to give any discounts 🙏🏾

heard someone say, “just because i don’t require much doesn’t mean i deserve the bare minimum.” and that hit different

‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart. ‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things. …what? A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’

My biggest prayer point right now is clarity, I need clarity. I need to know what to do and how to do it.

Can't wait to be that wealthy guy who lifts people up. You're looking for a job? I get boys for Moniepoint. You want to break into oil and gas? I know NLNG's Head of HR. Want to go into tech? Say less, Flutterwave's VP na my G. Nepotism sweet gan.

I see 14 more days to payday.🤲🏾

I think Bridgerton was more exciting when we didn’t know who Lady Whistledown was.

As I dey like this,I dey owe myself money.

The way women can cry at 2am and still clock in at 8am with lip gloss and a to-do list? Elite behavior.

Supa cell, since 2024, release season 2 nauuuu 😭

I don’t need a vacation. I need about three consecutive days where nothing is wrong and no one needs anything from me.

when I say "nvm" and he says “okay" but he used to say "nooo tell me" so l know it's over