In a world where you can order food to your door. The biggest fear is answering the door to the delivery man. #firstworldproblems

Soooo I’m off to Poland in 2 weeks.

Every year they bring out “these words are my own” song out slightly faster.

The fact we have lost a whopping 21 games of football this season is stinking. #watfordfc

Bank holiday freakend. #bankholiday #bankholidayfreakend

Why are jobs a thing? Why did we do that? #life

Wow inter….. thanks for showing up #ucl

Summer

Got to prove you’re old enough to have a wank now. #BrokenBritain 😂😂

Got really high and left myself a note to think about how “sex equality” and “sexy quality” sound exactly the same. Dunno why.

Don’t mind me just out here rescuing my fucking garden furniture 💨🍃 #wind

Probs just have an oat milk please.

I’ve got the worst anxiety

Grey scale. #selfie #tattoos

Festive.

Them raindrops falling off the roof in the Birmingham game are distracting me no end.

Scott Parker is built like a jockey.

Sweet sweet twitter

First day back done #tattoos #backtowork #januaryblues