It a bit of a lazy Sunday. Me is rewaxing wif mommy. She is watching a show about cooking. Sounds yummy. Dey is making peeking duck. Me wonder what da ducky is peeking at.

Do dis wook wike da face of a "wittle stinker?" Dat what mommy calls me today. She trys to sew someting for great grandma and me gets into everyting except me own toys. Mommy eventually puts me in me carry pouch and sews wif me right next to her!

Me is on mommy's lap and me is sleeping. It me favorite place.

Me wikes sewing with mommy. Me gets to be in da carry pouch and me inspects everyting! Me not moves very much, but me not minds. Me is basically attached to mommy at da hip. It make me happy. It make mommy happy dat me isn't getting into everyting.

Mommy is super freaked out right now. She just pulled a tick off Schmutz! She gets it before it latched. She checked me wike crazy! Me just had me second Lyme pokie on Monday. Stay safes frens. The ticks are no fun!

Frens, mommy say she has officially gone dog mommy crazy, and dere's no coming back. Me had a burp and mommy in da middle of telling me how cute me is wif me wittle burp, den she stop and say she dog mommy crazy.

Mommy takes for walkies, and dis wady asked what wrong with dat dog because me barking. Wady, me is a dachshund, me is bred to barks! Also, you is interrupting me potties. Wouldn't you yells if somepawdy you not knows walks in you bafroom? How rude!

Hi frens! Me wants to tells you somethink. Schmutz would tells you, but he is in da crate because of da sky booms. Mommy watched da Mythbusters for days before the sky booms starts, and Schmutz do much bedders! They have lots of booms on da Mythbusters. Me tinks it helps him.

Mommy say me is not allowed in da pub because me can't holds me licker. Me just luvs to gibs da kissies.

Me is all tuckered out. It nap time.

Me is all cuddly with mommy, and me wikes it!

Frens, me has a question dat is of great seriouslyness. Mommy keeps calling me "baby girl." Me is a growed up doggie! Me still do some puppy-wike things, but me is full growed. When will mommy sees dis? Do any of you pawernts do da same?

It do be exhasterating being dis dorable. Me works so hard.

What you mean shares da blankie, mommy? Isn't it all for me?

Henlo, Schmutz here. Just letting all of mine pals know dat me is still loving life. I just has a attention hogging little sister. I loves her anyway.

Me just gots me chompers brushed! Me was a good girl. Mommy say me chompers is pretty and clean now, and will stays strong.

Frens! Me has da biggest news! Me has been helping mommy sew. Me has been expert seam inspector. Mommy is going to post a picture wif da dress me helps sew.

I do be too hot outside. Me and Schmutz is staying inside with da AC. Me not wikes da diapers much, but me puts up with dem. Mommy say der is a heat advisory and we can goes outside after dark.

Sometimes, me just lays on da floor. Mommy calls to me and tells me dat me is her pretty baby. Me wikes to keeps her guessing!

Me hates da diapers and da diaper covers! Mommy say me wooks extra dorables, but me not wikes it. Mommy say it is only for a wittle while and den me can goes back to normal.