To subdue any of the current rumors: Melania does not run this Twitter account. I don't know where she's been but she definitely wasn't here. This account is run by a literal acoustic guitar and it's very hard for me to type like a "real person"... anyway here's wonderwall

🎶🐩💃📴🎶 DOGMA DANCE OFF is happening all day on JULY 28th at THE LITTLE THEATER in MURFREESBORO, TN (full lineup poster coming soon!) 🎶🐩💃📴🎶

Where will YOU be on Saturday, July 28th?

got two really lovely shows coming up! hope to see you there.

🐕💃📴 [ D O G M A D A N C E O F F ] j u l y 2 8 t h 1 1 a m - 1 0 p m t h e l i t t l e t h e a t e r m u r f r e e s b o r o , t n 🐕💃📴 (Gonna go ahead and share the full-res version of our alt poster since I see some people already sharing screenshots of it)

most definitely smallest astronomer x.com/dogmadanceoff/…

O Summer? More like "o snap they just released some new music and it's 🔥🔥🔥" x.com/osummermusic/s…

sup fam it's been a while what are you listening to?

Two months later and I hear someone's trying to get a cat to perform this year, but still no dogs. wtf, guys x.com/DogmaDanceOff/…

Honestly if you aren't watching O Summer's set at #FreezeFest right now what are you doing with your life

"Everything is going good except for black holes" -@benelectro_

I love you.

I hope we can get the yodeling walmart kid to perform at DDO this year

Important poll please retweet

I usually use the opportunity to hand them a copy of my mixtape. x.com/P0STPANIC/stat…

coming up! the sunniest show ever 🌞🌞🌞 don’t miss it. come get some yummy vegetarian food and listen to some sunny songs

In a planning meeting for DDO. Cool things are happening this year, you guys.

Daily reminder to ~*follow your dreams*~ ~*~*and this twitter account*~*~

I tried to get the Tupac hologram to perform at Dogma this year but he said no. Maybe next year though!