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Does being a parent make you a walking contradiction? Or is it just me?

🚨Clan fans unite 🚨 please can we tweet and get a tribute for ClanmanAl going on Saturday’s game? The club have said it wouldn’t be until next season but Al has been at the Glasgow Clan 🏒🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 since their very first game & it would mean a lot 💜 pls retweet xxx

Who’s David ?

My baby seems to be through a phase of 'firsts' atm. Last week it was 1st time sitting in a trolley, then 1st time screaming at something she disliked and now 1st time she's fallen asleep on her tummy.

In other news, I kept seeing the lead singer of imagine dragons in my fyp and woah 😍

I have informed the BBC that I am very much available for tomorrow’s #MOTD

Parenting hack- get the baby's room ready before they are born! 🤦‍♀️

Why have I spent the last two hours watching a man creating videos using his ceiling fan?

Being away is great but nothing is better than sleeping in your own bed 😴

NOT forgiven. NOT forgotten Boris Johnson . You and your pals tell yourselves, and everyone else whatever you like. But we ALL understood what was being asked of us. And as a result some horrendous sacrifices were made. And you (and your pals) understood too. You decided

Is there an 8 month sleep regression? Been up since 2.10am and L.O will only settle on me. Is there any point going back to sleep at this point?

Congrats Greg James on your BBC Radio 1 quarterly review with Calum Leslie

The phrase "I slept like a baby" needs to stop. Do you know how noisy and restless babies are? Mine loves a wee babble to herself.

Why does no one talk about this? I literally could have written this myself.

First night ever not sharing a room with my baby. Not sure how I feel or if I'll stop watching the monitor long enough to sleep...

Friday was technically the end of my maternity leave. So thankfully to have another 5 weeks annual leave to spend with my baby 👶🏻

Sometimes you just need to scream along to 'all too well' the 10 minute version.

Welcome to the DCC (Dundee City Council 😉) Nothing But Thieves! 👋🎸 Thanks for being such good sports, we love you guys! 🧡 #r1bwdundee #bigweekend #welcometothedcc BBC Radio 1 Nothing But Thieves

Ryanair - Flying as a disabled person always comes with extra planning, a cloud of anxiety and worry that your wheelchair / scooter will come back working / in one piece, but yesterday when travelling home from Krakow, I’ve endured one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had