egg on hot dog for breakfast

sometimes I will wake up at four in the morning covered in sweat and ill take two pictures of my cats current sleeping position and then pass back out on the couch again

baseball drawing

Baby bok choy ❤️

Marners day

Ich bin an deinem Essen interessiert…

Kid drew the sandwich I made her and her brother drew a snowman attacking another snow man

thumb…..

Did I ever show you guys the first photo I saw of Ruthie that they sent me? Only one year old and two hundred dollars on Craigslist

Happy two in the morning look at these old pickle bags and also hot dog

peanut butter…

I just really think a retirement community would benefit from the presence of me. I would be humble about bingo

オハヨー

when I’m at a hospital and they got dead plants it’s like how good can you be

Bringing this back

I can be very helpful if you just ask

TWENTY CHARLIE BROWN SHIRTS is what I wish my closet was filled with tbh