I’ve been in bed for over 24 hours and at this point I don’t even know if I’m physically ill or just mentally fed up. Or both lol.

Me: I’m so bored. I’ll do anything. Boyfriend: Can you help clean the- Me:

those were the halcyon days 🥰

I have literally just discovered that the vocalist on Black Box’s Ride On Time is HEATHER SMALL. How the fuck did I not know this?!

AMERICAN rock music began and ended with Janet Jackson’s Black Cat bye

The ABBA studio albums coloured vinyl box set made me gay.

Feels like a lifetime ago now but I recently had the extreme pleasure of chatting to @ScottFlashheart about #HIV on his fab Probably True podcast (mostly delighted to FINALLY take my place on Spotify in the exalted company of The Saturdays and JoJo) open.spotify.com/episode/6bddi7…

thanks for warning me

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Cops be like “I can’t be racist, my wife’s eye is black”

My new hobby is staring at people on the tube without a face covering as if they were personally responsible for killing Princess Diana and massacring my entire family 💁🏽‍♀️

Happy National Baristas-Smugly-Informing-You-That-Actually-We’ve-Stopped-Doing-The-NHS-Workers-Discount Day! 🙃🎉

Things you can say during sex that are also your online banking password. Go!

My Last live performance was the 7th March. The government needs to support venues and their staff, technical crew, musicians, artists performers and all those people who work in our industry in the long term.We will be back! we need an industry to go back to. #LetTheMusicPlay

Boris Johnson is incompetent, pass it on

I want to be as cool as the person who made this sign

If anyone is going to Record Store Day tomorrow (I’m at work - sob) and can buy me a copy of the Robyn album, I’ll pay you back IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 👀

My love life 💔