If I see one more couple copy the Beckham’ ‘Islands in the Stream’ dance I am going to end up like this

"I heard my mother ask the neighbors for salt. But we had salt at home. I asked her why she asked the neighbors for salt. And she replied: - Because our neighbors don't have much money and they often ask us for something. From time to time I also ask them for something small and

Me to him - who’s playing? Him to me - Bournemouth -v- Fulham Me to him - pretty much a local derby 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Is anyone feeling so politically homeless? Can’t stand Starmer and as for Sunak 🤦🏼‍♀️

Well done Waitrose & Partners - we aren’t even into 2024 and you’ve started already. FFS

Just a bag with disco vibes ….

Ffs #ARSLIV

Annie Nightingale’s life and achievements were so extraordinary you couldn’t possibly sum them up on here. This interview is well worth your time. It was such a treat if you happened to be in the building at the same time as her. She was always so interested in what everyone else

If anyone can help please contact as below. My gorgeous Snauksage was the motorcyclist mentioned.

"HAVE YOU BEEN PETTING OTHER DOGS, YES OR NO?"

This just brilliant, so funny. #peterkaye #funny #reeceshersmith #comedy #carshare

Well done Spain 🙌🏻

PLEASE HELP by reposting - My much loved defender was STOLEN - from Pulborough Railway station car park between Tuesday 1145 hrs and Thursday 1620 hrs. SUBSTANTIAL REWARD FOR RETURN or INFORMATION leading to recovery or arrests. Vehicle has a number of unique identifiers.

The weather forecast in some parts of the UK today #TheFastShow #Scorchio 🌞 #heatwave

This is the best trend of the year

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP, TERRY"

Who tf did this 😭

Missing out on the @NewOrder gig next week and bloody Johnny Marr due to family logistics. Absolutely gutted

"In nomine Catris et Kitti et Spiritus Catnip"