I was excited to go to Star Wars night tonight and then I saw Nola was pitching, well someone’s gonna hit a shot to Alderraan

Should Phillies fans boo WIP just because? Yes 100% No 0%

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Retweet to crush a Dallas fan’s soul.

Back like I never left

Guys I just pulled up to M lot and no ones here, am I early or something?

Costco dinner dog in the lots, I’m home

4 games in 8 days, I must really love this city or something

Back at it again

What the actual fuck was that

Upset I won’t be in the lots on Thursday but I’m already cooking up something special for the Rams game

See you tomorrow.

Go birds, say it back! 🦅

Jalen Carter said

A turnover here would be AMAZING

Q wtf

All refs are bad

Refs really trying to give it to Dallas, these bullshit calls and now a “weather delay” we know the fix is in

Postseason tickets secured DS Game 1 CS Game 2 WS Game 2

Eagles off tomorrow, Phillies away, might as well go visit Camden Yards and watch the O’s help the Phils by beating up on Shohei