A reminder they’re charging £30 for passes to watch this absolute cack 😂

This could be an all timer pre season.

Losing to a very good K-League all stars side is also no disgrace by any means

Apparently he looked really promising. Nothing a loan to the Scottish 2nd Division won’t knock out of him. Over to you Shola

Yes we might have just lost our 3rd game in preseason, can’t bring in players for love nor money, best player on the brink of leaving… But did you see this Korean kid win us a corner?

Hahahaha L I Q U I D A T E

You genuinely can’t let Isak go now. Unhappy or not he’s going to have to suck it up. If we sell and go for Muniz / Wissa I am genuinely taking up a new sport.

I can only hope that in this “presentation” to Sesko that we’ve pitched to him that we’d be keeping Isak and he would be competing. If we told him he was going to be out 1st choice and he’s still opted for 15th place Man U with no European football, we may as well call it a day.

Legitimately a better transfer window than this one

Hahahah get fucked. “Very respectful” refusing to come on a pre season tour when no team has even bid for him with 3 years left on his contract. Fabrizio is an absolute mouthpiece 😂

Type of injury Siem de Jong would have picked up

Mad to think that none of these 4 players will be at the club come the start of the season. The streets won’t forget 🕊️

🚨 EXCL Gabriel Jesus to Sunderland - done deal 🤝 Player has said NO to Newcastle, he does not want to join NO WAY. He ONLY wants to live in Pennywell and joins former teammate Granit Xhaka who is also collecting his pension. #NUFC turn their attention to Saido Berahino 👀

This is already a shit thing to do, now imagine how shit it would be if… He never had an agreement he could leave, had 3 years left on his deal, Brentford were also playing UCL and they had beat us in a cup final last year.

Him or Paqueta would make so much sense, so I look forward to us going for neither and instead offering £40m for Tom Cairney

I get that we haven’t done a Man City and brought in a load of superstars but we’ve literally got champions league 2/3 seasons and won a trophy. We’re hardly languishing in mid table 😂

Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling? No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer. Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤

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