Get me in St James Park tomorrow night! Gonna be some atmosphere ✌️fucking into them early doors ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

And your still fucking shit mate - jog on, muppets

Not a single phone in sight. Every single Newcastle fan absolutely fuming giving abuse. WE ARE SO BACK! 🤣🤝

Liverpool valued this Wirtz guy at £116m, but could only muster an offer of £110m for the world’s best striker - and have seemingly just walked away from that deal?! What are they smoking down there?

Tweets like this just show these people have no idea about football 😂

Hope the scummy rat cunt does his hamstring first day of training

These lot must play golf …

Iniesta from this list and it isn’t a debate

It’s absolutely the worst and cringiest going

How we’ve dropped points in this game is beyond me, Tottenham are fucking shite!

If I ever get married it ain’t due to them being “an investment” what the fuck is this generation man

This country hates successful people with a bit of ego!

Fucking get in Lukey my son!

If a guy struggles to plan dates it’s because he don’t give a fuck about you 🤣

Always eat the second one

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Lmao tight cunts Here’s ya £25 match ticket back don’t worry about the flights,hotel,packet,pints and brasses

Easy, if this happens send the captain off. Job done, absolute fucking nonsense! And they wonder why people laugh