I felt that.

Me @ my wife when she isn't in the mood for my bullshit

Yesterday and i am shamed to say it. I bought a bottle of bourbon so I would be allowed to buy a different bottle of bourbon later. Im done.

I was today years old when I realized the mirror of Erised is just desire spelt backwards. I thought there was some dude called Erised cursing mirrors.

Wife is out for the day, I am surprising her by cleaning the house. Get you a man who can do both I guess.

This is a spicy take. Perfect clickbait.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

I want a fest of all the bands we all saw hundreds of times opening for the bands on When We Were Young fest.

When We We're Young Fest aka every band except Panic! At The Disco

My weather app now has a covid widget that tells me new case numbers without context. I guess so I can check the covid to know whether to go outside or not?

I need someone to explain crypto to me like a I am a 5 year old. I might be too old for this but it seems like there's so much redundancy?

Absolute love and respect but if you wear an apple watch to a wedding just pull the clown makeup out now.

Someone tell me why we must all take pictures inside of phonebooths in the UK?

Big. Things. Happening.

Why am I absolutely engrossed watching the masters right now?

My magnum opus

This is something a man who has never stormed a court would say.

Should I be back on here?