Just stop what you’re doing and enjoy listening to the #AvengersEndgame opening night crowd react to Captain America wielding Thor's hammer.

CHILLS.

Our amazing scientists in UP have developed covid test kits that are faster and cheaper to produce than the imported ones we are currently using. They can manufacture up to 8000 tests a day, a big boost in our local testing. It uses the more accurate RT PCR technology.

So ang daming nagagalit sa akin dahil dito.

Hindi ko alam na ako na din pala ang pinuno ng bansa na Venezuela.

Mga sirs and ma'ams, Mayor po ako ng dakilang lungsod ng Valenzuela. Hindi po ng bansa na Venezuela...

GOOD AND BAD WRITING: Good writers prefer simple words. Bad writers use highfalutin words in a circumlocutory sentence to hide the reality of which they have no comprehension, only a supercilious disdain for the hoi polloi.

And of course the theater reaction to PORTALS was bonkers.

Ang Ateneo Human Rights Center ay nagbibigay ng libreng payong legal ukol sa mga katanungan kaugnay ng Enhanced Community Quarantine at COVID-19. Sakop nito ang mga katanungan na may kinalaman sa pag-aresto kaugnay ng curfew, diskriminasyon sa mga health care workers, at iba pa.

Ain’t seen my friends in so long next time I hangout w them ima be all shy

Dua Lipa we see you, ghorl 👀

Mr. President, may mga kliyente akong tinutulungan na tinitiis na ang sakit at gutom, ngunit wala akong sinabihang manggulo o lumabag ng batas. Okay lang na pag-initan n’yo ako, pero tutukan n’yo rin ang pangangailangan ng mga tao.

SELLING 6 RIB TICKETS to anyone who doesnt want to line up to buy, get from me !!!!!

Baby fever? I think yes! 🥰

Idk why sobrang ikaw naalala ko just reading this tweet Dani Ibañez HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ohwell, disapproved 👎🏼

The Proclaimers claim they would walk 500 miles, only offering 500 more after the fact simply to exceed predetermined expectations.

Vanessa Carlton, on the other hand, offers the full 1000 miles up front in one lump sum, even AFTER making her way downtown.

In this essay, I will

Hey,

I pray that you have someone in your life who knows you so deeply that even without you saying a thing, they already know exactly what to do.
Someone whom you don’t need to fake a smile and someone whom you can share ugly days with & yet still sees you as beautiful as ever.

Is there a place in uptown where i can get a cracked phone screen fixed?