Yes hi I would very much like the Zags to get after it with Donovan Dent please and thank you.

Seems Dent is going to UCLA. I can’t for the life of me understand why anyone wants to play for that utterly insufferable, entirely bitchy, completely disrespectful twat. Yes, that many adjectives were necessary. I said what I said.

Alabama dropping triple digits in the Sweet 16 is wild. BYU wyd?! 🤣

Preface: I have not been kidnapped. Context: I am, for maybe the first time ever, rooting for Duke tonight. Rationale: Duke fans have never thrown things at and called the women in my group a cunt. Same can’t be said for fans of their opponent. Tommy be damned, I can’t do it

I was today years old when I learned Larry Bird is 6’9”. Dad is comparing him to Flagg and I was like okay but Flagg is taller and more athletic and dad said lol on that first one. (Bird is his all-time fav).

Today in the Albuquerque Journal. Goooo Zags.

Wright: There are just too few Fews out there abqjournal.com/sports/article…

Hey Jeff how deep does the self-loathing run being a blue devil tonight? I’m back to my regularly scheduled programming tonight but I feel that pain viscerally, as you know. 🫣

Good for Todd Golden man. Cool to see him have this kind of success.

Houston holy shit. What a comeback.

I’m not sure whether it gives me greater pleasure to say this in the wake of a loss to an unranked team or in the wake of one of the most epic collapses in Final Four history, but you know imma say it with my whole chest. FUCK. DUKE.

In case anyone might be questioning my commitment to hating Duke after some statements I made this season. This was obviously the only correct yard work attire choice today.

Now golf got me stressing. I’m beginning to think sports aren’t good for me. 🤣

Yay Rory!

Lol at the tough guy who hurled his truck into oncoming traffic while making an illegal u-turn, then flipped me off when I honked at him.

Not even sure how long it’s been since I’ve opened this hellsite’s app so here’s… 1. my annual post-season apology for being lame AF in the off-season, 2. proof of life, and 3. a timeline cleanser because, Nonna.

Everyone wish my brilliant cousin (and new dad) Gerald Bourguet the happiest of birthdays! Lots of love to you, have the best day. 🤍

Let’s go Game 7! Knowing me I don’t know why I’m excited for that…I’ll be stressed the whole time even though it’s Go Zags either way. Yay sports?

I feel like a proud mom right now. 😍Goooooo Zags.