Made up there. Been sent home from work cos Salah’s pen came out of orbit and put me Nan in hospital

The replies to this are killing me off hahahaha they have really convinced themselves a team that starts Harvey Barnes, Jamal Lascelles and a 34 year old Kieran Trippier are a title challenging threat 😂😂😂

Just spilt lucozade on meself and I’m wearing grey shorts so now I look like I’ve pissed all over them. Happy Monday

John Martson No

Then we act how Newcastle fans are acting now. That’s football, we’re all biased hypocrites. Don’t know how people don’t realise this

Tunnel cover removed, dog at the training ground called win, speakers out at training to play other clubs anthems, taking a lightbulb out during a team talk and hiring a pickpocket to steal stuff from his players at pre season dinner. Footballs David Brent.

🚨 Liverpool have agreed personal terms with Marc Guehi! Giovanni Leoni is also keen on the move. Negotiations underway with Palace for fee around £35m as total package, deal could be done soon. #LFC work on both Guehi and Leoni, NOT alternative as revealed today.

These people will pretend to be against Nonces then put their heart into a song dedicated to the Family that Knighted Jimmy Saville and used Epstein’s “services”.. you couldn’t make it up 🤦‍♂️

🎙️ Guille Uzquiano, sobre Trent Alexander Arnold, en El Partidazo de COPE 😳 "Se le ve aún tímido" 🔝 "El mejor Carvajal es mejor que el mejor Arnold" 📻 #PartidazoCOPE

FT: Newcastle 1 - 4 Liverpool Isak 11’ 26’ 40’ 75’

Not gonna lie I hate people talking about us like this and underestimating that blue moon Baldy manager down the road

Rui Costa scoring his final goal for AC Milan

I used to rip into Pogba and Lingard for behaving like this.. but now I’m gonna say this is great for team chemistry, because I’m a badly biased hypocrite like every other footy fan 👍

John Martson Mal Glad to see you following a team close to you in texas

Football Manager 2026 match day first look

The way the cubs at the back go to bail 😂

Ahh so True Geordie is the one negotiating for Newcastle. No wonder nobody wants to sign for them and Isak wants out