i suck at texting unless: 1. we are in a relationship 2. i like you 3. me & you are close af

me rn cause snapchat is down and im getting notifications but i go on the app and nothing

Being able to FaceTime 911 operators would significantly help solve a lot of cases.

yesssssss 👏🏻

today is the only day you can retweet this

admit it, your first real crush was Troy Bolton

👏🏻👏🏻

Haven’t lost a friend and felt it negatively affected my life yet soo

A university student in a pandemic.

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

MY NEW SONG HOLIDAY IS OUT IN THE U.K. 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

dreaming of spending halloween at disneyland one day

fuck cancer. hug the ones closest to you

I’m gonna send you a contract. We fight next year. Wembley Stadium. Winner of the fight takes all. 100% of the purse will be on the line. Put your money where your mouth is and let’s finally end this. Will you accept? Jake Paul

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed