spent way too long on r/yeticoolers today. lots of guys who love their wives over there

👀❤️‍🔥 omgsh what’s he up to! ❤️‍🔥👀

first fav app: google maps second fav app: weather app third fav app: shazam

str8 up california

nature is crazy bc i thought this was a cool bean plant in the neighborhood but it’s actually an invasive species called the dog-strangling vine and it kills the plants that monarch butterflies need to live in

heeellloooooo!!!

thinkin bout clouds again

90’s house remix of john jacob jingle hiemer schmidt

work with some of the best thinkers, makers, designers, anythingers i know 🪐

everyone say happy birthday to jud !! even tho today is just the party and his real birthday is tuesday (he’ll love it)

i love riding the e-bike citi bikes soooooo much except for when i hit a bump and my spinal cord gets jammed straight up into the center of my skull

all cars look better with a california or colorado license plate

if diet coke is fridge cigarette, is celsius fridge cocaine

tomorrow i’m going to open my laptop, but this weekend i was here

can we as a nation pls stop wearing vibram 5fingers, they are really freaky

one of my favorite things about colorado is that no matter where you are in the state, there’s gonna be a guy peeing on the side of the road

it has come to my attention that drinking water will help with every physical ailment i have

this is how you do it

big walking bag of feelings cosplaying as someone normal

been doing a lot of breathing in and breathing out these days