Not all heroes wear capes…

Happy Thursday!

Happy Friday!!

“I’ve not yet begun to define myself”

Happy Saturday!

Whether your dads are here or beyond, their wisdom always lives on. A father's lessons stay with you forever... and sometimes, their absurdity too 😂 In the end, it's all love ❤️ #love #father #comedy #maxamini #standupcomedy

“My Maserati does 185…”

facebook.com/share/r/1EvEUE…

Happy Father’s Day!!

I don’t really watch the news, so someone please tell me why people were protesting England yesterday with the “No Kings” bullshit.

I know that me being serious is a weird thing, but I really have a question…why does society think it’s weird when 2 men tell each other “I love you”? I’ve got plenty of male friends that I tell them that I love them. Is it weird? Not to me.

Even if you didn’t win a blue ribbon in the 40-yard dash, we still think that you are special!!

Have a great day!

“Everyone in hell wants popcorn”

Happy Friday!

“Cause I’m going straight to hell, just like my momma said…”

Is a little bitch because I called him out on using the word “retard”. Such a worthless piece of vaginal tissue

Happy Saturday!

Heading to AutoZone to get me some talon scratch stickers

There is no such thing as a #maga account on here…just people who are looking for attention and followers