My new favorite thing is turning on ESPN, hearing something, and then texting it to someone.

Leading Report That slippery slope is real. We went from "Let gays marry" to "Let kids cut off their genitals" real quick.

This is very true.

Idk about protestants, but if you’re Catholic and under 40, your diocese has a Young Adult group with at least five (probably closer to 30) eligible members of the opposite sex you can meet if you join and go to events.

Maybe orange man is bad?

People use “mid” to describe everything that’s between a 5-9 out of 10. That’s not mid, that’s above mid. Mid is either 4-6 or 3-7.

LIZZY💥 You must not be a heterosexual female.

Superstore does the absolute worst job at making protagonists likable. The characters they want to be likable are literally inversely proportional to actual likability compared to the characters they want to be unlikable.

Based.

Based.

Probs the middle east

Favorite JD Vance?

Stonetoss Comics Without USAID, the elections in Argentina were actually fair. With it, they would’ve attempted another coup, and the President wouldn’t even know about it.

Bro what school did you go to?

This is an alarming trend. We need to ask ourselves why so many Americans are on SNAP.

Being outraged about Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson elevates them more than supporting them does.

That would be a fault divorce.

If Simon Cowell didn’t “care about money” then he would have retired after his first million to spend time with his son, rather than chasing another $599m. Why are celebrities so awful?

When this happens, it’s not a real marriage.