Activate Dust bunny Protocol

Fight Fight Fight

Don't worry. No one will check on me.

I sleep on the side of the road, so hopefully, a drunk driver will run in the back of my car and meet between my backseat and my front seat.

Can't stop at the WAWA without someone asking for photos 🤣🤣 I got fans. Can't walk around Atlantic City without every female breaking her neck to look, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS RIGHT THERE HUN!

For $50M I'll go grab him myself. Mount up!

Today I'm flying with Chad, tomorrow... only God knows.

Government subsidized LSD-25

Sometimes, I just eat McDonald's, so I stop thinking about drive bys and start thinking about the drive-thru.

Might just hit the gathering to get my nut hair braided. No dreads, just corn rows.

But for those few occasions there is need, we call on our friends Smith & Wesson

I just emailed an actual DOG to send my Resume 🤣

My psychiatrist said I just need more money, and my depression 🫥 is normal. Is there any other student looking for a final project for their masters degree?

I attracted Narcissistic women. It's a compliment. Opposites attract and I'm an Empath.

Where is the point that I stop sacrificing myself for everyone in the room?

I just need a fa-nuckin shoulder

If you bring anything to the table, bring the table.