1 year after the death of my brother. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 #BellLetsTalk

If you’re a fan of Pink Whitney and live in the province of Ontario please watch this video. You’ve been getting screwed long enough. Your time is coming apple.co/spittinchiclets

Leafs Twitter is absolutely incapable of handling a loss at this point. It was already tough before, but this season, every single one turns into a complete and utter meltdown and severance from even basic common sense

The NHL officiating is a F'n joke!

MasterCard knew about Dave Ayres 15 years ago. Dreams never die youtube.com/watch?v=2o0PZ5…

Life’s a little messed up right now. But I came across this today. Gave me hope that everything is going to work out just fine eventually.

Carol Baskin killed Joe Diffie.

My sister, who lives in downtown Toronto, received this message last night from her landlord. She sent me this. I don't know Chris personally, but you are a loving, caring person and you should be recognized for this. ♥️

The Stanley Cup Playoffs were suppose to start today. #pause

Gained 7 pounds already. Is “Quarantine” short for “quarter pounder and poutine”.

youtu.be/ss7HK5gkzAY Came across this to day Matt Marquardt I was at Don and Pauline's watching with Marc! Massive celebration in Earlton!

Sadly, this is not an SNL skit. And not Alec Baldwin.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

Dude, where’s my car? (Kenogami, Ontario) 🇨🇦 Conquer COVID-19 🇨🇦

“You seen this one yet?” - your dad

I was 12 years old when I broke my arm in a hockey game. My mother taped a sawed off stick to my arm as a splint. I made it back for the 3rd because “the team needed me”. Just one of a million reasons why I have the best mom! Thanks Barb!!!😘

,Ryan Whitney had to learn this the hard way. Never mess with spoiled rich kids from Nantucket, they will destroy you. @SpittinChiclets

By far the best one yet...

Karl Malone did not age well.