ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets.. ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

Her front bottoms vinyl: Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you and hang them in my room Me sitting on her floor mattress the most desperate for pussy I’ve ever been: That’s like… hella romantic My dad at dinner: his college is expensive but it will be worth it

had to resist laughing my ASS off today at work cause some kid screamed "WHERE ARE MY YUMYUMS !!!" and this flashed in my mind

Apparently a “Rorschach test” is just a bunch of drawings of me being molested

Great. Son just handed me some more childslop.

i am very depressed and in a really bad mood perhaps it will get better if i sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively

me at the zoo when its feeding time

steam servers sacrificing themselves to delay silksong one last time

people who voted for Mamdani aren’t anitsemites or terrorists as he isn’t, but you are living near a bunch of sexual assaulter sympathizers! x.com/NYAnna22/statu…

People whose worst crime is pirating movies: I always use a VPN and I only use protonmail and if my password is ever typed in wrong even one time it autodeletes everything Jeffery Epstein on a gmail account with his initials: "yeah we fuck kids nigga" - sent from my ipad

got bros pussy wet

the department of justice is reporting on this the same way keemstar would. whatever man sure we have a pedophile rapist president who is being protected and is still loved and adored God Bless America

Insane amount of people who believe a reasonable penalty for disobeying law enforcement is immediate death.

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

seeing the autism of “yeah I could hang out with girls and still be doing rocket science” leak out of these tweets is so awesome. no amount of money will ever make you not a loser

Ring camera: We can help you find your dog!

(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Trump Personal Lawyers Bondi, Blanche, and Patel Hid From American Voters a *Minimum* of *95%* of All References to Donald Trump in the Epstein Files (950,000 of 1M+), Establishing the Largest Political Coverup in American History axios.com/2026/02/10/tru…

AHHHHHHH WERE ALL GONNA DIE WITHOUT OWNING ANYTHING FUCK