just opened dj twitter and instantly regret it. im sure it was entertaining in real time but after the fact, damn djing is stupid

wait, this is what the 1975 sounds like? people like this?

▶️ The @ROADPodcast Episode 116 | “DJ JESSICA WHO” CC: @DJJessicaWho 🔊 Presented by @DJCITY! Link: soundcloud.com/roadpodcast/ep…

I’m still alive tho! RT Dominic Carter ᯅ: It’s crazy to me that I haven’t seen jessica who in LA since like 2010/2011. I’m mad

You know another dj actually has your back if you get the shoulder tap and he says ‘just nod your head yes’

This is the real shit RT Robby Riggs: jessica who Or if they do all your bday shoutouts for you

Can all east coast djs agree to start playing the uno song so I don’t look like an asshole every time

but we still get to snort it off the wings right? RT Andy Haynes: Hot Ones but cocaine.

Stuck in the airport for 4 hours so I’ve rediscovered twitter. Is this worth a tweet? Is this thing on? I forget how it works

Just saw this! I’m twitter impaired. Thanks to both of you! RT illicit: DJ EU jessica who Jessica’s the homie, sent them to her personally! 🤘🏼😞🤘🏼

🖤🖤🖤 RT Sway Nightclub: #TBT to when jessica who & itsdjxander threw it down a year ago today last weekend! We can't wait until we're SWAYING with you all again! pic.x.com/dSRFkPdmvw

🖤🖤🖤 RT @justsaagarc: jessica who is so good at djing. go stream her latest mix soundcloud.com/jessicawho/lif… for a really fucking good time

Me: plays a song 50 year old dude: you weren’t even born when this came out!

my favorite is the guy that yells ‘ITS ABOUT TO GET SPICYYYYY’ RT BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️: Is THIS what trump meant when he told his terrorist Proud Boys to "stand back and stand by?" THEY ARE RIOTING. WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE?

okay but what bars are gonna be playing the puppy bowl with game sound??

💜☺️💜 RT Crespo⚡️: Beatsource DJ Ross One J.Espinosa jessica who CRAZE 🇳🇮❤️🇳🇮 @justblaze vs Young Guru RJD2

dreamt that I came up with the worlds most hilarious halloween concept 2 weeks late. I present: Drakenstein. someone else do the work

wait - Drake-u-la. damnit.

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