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Explaining to my significant other that I will now refer to them as 'large effect size other' because statistical significance is over-emphasised

When bae breaks up with you and moves out

Thinking about counting the chickens before these hatch

They say comparison is the thief of joy. Wrong. Academia is the thief of joy.

Everyone talks about disinformation but what about dat information

journals.lww.com/jbjsjournal/fu… The latest! J Bone & Joint Surg

Anatomical pathologists when pathological anatomists walk in

Pollytrauma

Towards what?

People named Margaret will now be referred to as garet

Word

Realising I spent my 20s CV maxxing

Defibrillation? Oh you mean turning it off and on again?

When you're 3 pages into the fracture clinic referral and it still hasn't specified the side of the injury

Pronouncing baseline like Vaseline

How it feels to say "bless you" and then realise they didn't sneeze, they coughed

Damaging the LCL and MCL during knee replacement. Call that collateral damage.

Surgeons with illegible handwriting who insist on handwriting everything: