If there was a God, it wouldn’t rain and make my roof leak. Mate you’re omnipresent I’ll go get me ladder out the shed and you can Harry Potter that shit for me yeah? Dickhead.

Is there a danger in normalising ‘nuerospicy’?

Pretty sure I just swiped right on someone who said they lived in ‘Mangosville’

Pro tip: leave your plate of leftover dinner out for two days. Come home drunk, pour some old crisps on it. Delicious. Congratulations you have depression.

Legendary Quality

Can’t you get The Coffee Table on blu-ray?

Stop making me use Twitter you buttheads

POOB

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Anyone with one of those squiggly IKEA mirrors from 30 years ago is an instant swipe left

Vaping brings so much joy to my life

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Anyone else ever call Pineapples Pee Nipples

The Substance is this generations Fight Club

Molly Brodak

Suffice to say, things have swiftly turned post-Lynchian.

Last tweet for the time being. World is cooked.

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The government are WRONG on this one. Remember the prejudices of the past and how embarrassed we are of them now. Petition: Allow transgender people to self-identify their legal gender. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7011…