Those Eminem kicks are the type of shoes you get jumped for, but they let you keep them

No one watches your IG stories more than the people you cut off

Probably not gonna bother with SXSW rsvps no more. Either you want ME there or you don't.

Has anyone tried giving Putin a Snickers?

When a +1 shows up at the #SXSW event with a group and expects you to get everyone in

If I'm not working it, I probably got homies working it. I'm not doing lines or RSVPs no more 🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏽‍♂️#SXSW

If Benny The Butcher comes for SXSW, lmk tho

Aye none of y’all wear all back with a blue Jean jacket this #sxsw… im already wearing that

Throwing a Drake night in the middle of SXSW is asking for trouble lol oh well

If she likes moscato, 🚩🚩🚩 I kinda figured, but had to confirm. After last night, can confirm 😂

No one has to give you your flowers if you grow em

Doing a Drake Tribute night that no one asked for tomorrow 😂😂😂😂 #SXSW

I know wayyyy too many people here right now that I didn't know before Industry Night, who the fuck are y'all???

Idc what day it is or if I wear green or not, y'all are gonna keep your dusty ass hands off me 🍀

It's 2022 and people still out here having ginger babies smdh...

elon musk spending $43 billion to stop getting bullied on twitter when he could’ve simply been less annoying is insane

Tired of reading "arm the teachers" from the same folks who won't even arm them with school supplies

Damn... I forget I have a Twitter 😅

Life has been markedly better since I started stealing accessories from drunk bachelorette parties at work