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calendar_today24-01-2022 01:47:12

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Just had a wartime flashback of when I lived with a gay guy and he told me he’d removed the shower head attachment in our shared bathroom and shoved the pipe up his ass to douche for a hookup

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I puked on my bathmat on Easter Sunday and threw it out the backdoor and have left it on my patio ever since. Should I throw it away or put it in the washing machine?

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🎶 Yeah yeah 🎵 Ok I think we’re ready. I’m in the studio, I’m on tour, I’m rehearsing so I try to look after my health so I can do it for a long time and just like start my days off right so the rest of the day can be amazing. Let’s get on with it.

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Found my childhood bestie on here and I wanna message him but he posts exclusively about American football and I post about lady gaga and my cock

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Every Scottish person is so proud to be Scottish and u ask why and they’re like “We’re rough an’ we luff tae swear”

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Just burst out laughing remembering this, like yeah he’s singing Jennifer Holiday’s “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” in his room so he can serenade his future wife lmao