Success is like being pregnant.. Everyone says: "Congratulations " But nobody knows how many times you got fucked 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

Fuck I’m 18 now!!! Still don't know how to act like an adult!!🥹😭

People asking me for a meet up!! Dude!!! Even my neighbours see me by luck 🙃😂

Bob Marley once said... If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.

You only know you love her... When you let her go. Shit !!!! I miss porn. 😂😭

It's 0:00 Happy birthday.. whosever birthday is today!!! ❤

Match ke highlights dekhne se jyada.. Cameraman ke highlights dekhne me Fun h!!!! 😂🙃

Bruhh. My neighborhood grocery store guy missed me more than my family!! 😭 Should I be happy or sad?!?!

Stages of semester:- 1) semester starts 2) ye kya ho raha hai 3) mids 4) ye kya bakwaas hai 5) finals 6) ye kya tha be 7) results And we're dead💀

I need "2nd Sem se pakka padhenge " Wali motivation in 2nd sem!! First to gaya vro😭!!

Y'all miss you ex, I miss the old me who took exams seriously. 😭

So my Valentine's Day plan is to do third wheeling again. Lesssggoo🫂

THE ONLY EX I MISS IS EX-TRA MONEY.