you can only lump me in with gayguys if the gayguys are gonna put their lumps in me

wore a bra today and its ruining my life

i miss jamie (sitting at the bar at her job waiting for her to clock out)

i am going to kpot today 😁

i am once again at work while my gf lays in ny bed and pets my cat

we’re in 2025 and the dugout remains the best compact way to discreetly smoke flower

philly has not been the same since Billie King moved to maryland

just did the math and this is how much my face cost 🥹 i paid $4

Being a girl is so silly sometimes like woah I have this random appendage and it just hangs there :)

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Idk who needs to hear/see or be sent to this but this is your reminder that you need FAT BLACK 🚂NNNY APART OF YOUR NEXT DOLL DRAG SHOW . I’m hot sexy and I travel 🤭🧡🍑

make OURFest a make-OUT fest at my new dance party and make-out competition, DSL. With music by DJ AAVE and pop up performances by moi and who knows…maybe a special guest?? Grab a cutie and participate in the make-out competition for a prize of $100 and some SEX TOYS.

🥂 cheers queers!🥂 we’ll see you September 17th for opening night of Snatcherella3000 at Fabrika

my cousin’s 5yo son when she told him im 32:

i had an uncrustable for lunch and i finished my book while sitting in the park