first day of bringing my bike back out and i’m already getting compliments on her. we are ready to slay 💅🏻

i’m back on twitter bc i didn’t know charli xcx and george from the 1975 were dating and it made me feel out of touch so hi besties

why can’t u eat before surgery? don’t the doctors know i am just a girl who needs a little treat at all times?

both my boyfriend and i were in tears over the kids who had to get sent home on master chef junior

i am being tested

another new quarter, another new seasonal snoopy photo on my work slack account that no one noticed 😔

came back on twitter just for this

my friend kept asking me who the boss from new jersey was and she meant bruce springsteen

living with my brother has been pretty good so far but this man has so many alarms going off in the morning it has to be a bit. like there’s no way you need one every 30 SECONDS just get up at that point

i’m on my way

no surprises just came on and nate sarcasticly said “i love band of horses” and i can’t stop laughing

I’m just a girl with an emotional support crossword book

i wanna be back on twitter but idk what to say, i’ve truly gone smooth brain mode

last night i dreamt i kissed dj james kennedy for the bit lmaooo

the man i broke up with six days ago because he told me in every way except directly that he’s not ready for a relationship has now updated all his photos on hinge to ones he sent me while we were going out. jail. immediately hexing.

i looked so hot last night and i am not afraid to admit how many times i’ve watched my instagram story today

charli xcx and captain sandy following each other on instagram is my favorite moment in history

literally crying watching a fencing match

if y’all start seeing me post vlogs and outfits to tiktok pls let me cook, it’s part of my two year plan to move to LA and be a micro influencer

as a society, we should be skipping more.