happy mothers day to all the ipads

she is very beautiful, to me!

Imagine youre an egirl getting flown out to Columbus Ohio on Spirit Airlines…what a life

so true 🫶

Beautiful spring evening. I’m outside with a cup of coffee. Zero notifications on my phone likely because I’m difficult to like and contribute very little socially. God bless

does someone want to come over and do this with me later

calling it now: it’s gonna be a boonie hat summer baby

i have reached the beverage avatar state

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

never kill yourself

fame is a gun, sympathy is a knife, and everything is romantic bby

“what if i’m cooked?” oh but my darling, what if you’re cooking?

well actually, scotland is in california. scotworld is in florida

a blesséd the bear eve, to all cousins who observe