Antony Green confirms that the AEC count dead people’s votes

jean-louis It does not include Middle Easterners I guess

Australian psephologist: Twitter user Turdgoblinist has falsely claimed that the Chinese People's Liberation Army has won 4 NSW senate seats. I will be blocking him if he does not delete. Twitter user Turdgoblinist: The People's Liberation Army has won a 5th NSW senate seat!

Hate it when people sub-tweet me like this. Ketamine is very safe if you take the time to carefully mix it at a ratio of 1:3 with a durable upper like cocaine or speed. You have to take enough to be dumb (not weird) for about three hours.

Within 18 months, Tyron Whitten will leave One Nation to either Sit as an independent; or Start the ‘common sense, defund the family court, caucasian West-Australia’ party Bookmark this

Real potato heads know where to acquire the varietals 🤫

Hello Alex this is your psephologist speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

under communism you'll be allowed to grab another beer from the fridge and no one will be weird about it or ask how many that is now. You'll just be allowed to go get another delicious beer from the fridge

BREAKING: Senator Dorinda Cox has revealed the SHOCKING piece of advice given by ‘The Dealmaker’ prior to her defection to Labor

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#breaking: In a search for political stability, Governor Barbara Baker has called upon ‘The Dealmaker’ to secure a supply deal across the warring parties. ‘The Dealmaker’ has described an ‘admonishing’ call to Labor leader Dean Winter #politas

FR what’s up with taht

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This is the most slept on account on this website

My polish bus driver is playing RuneScape on his phone while driving.

Guys in the hostel will be like ‘I’m from the Dutch speaking part of Belgium’ Shut da fuck up HONKY!

#breaking: I’ve heard credible reports from inside of caucus that labor may seek to replace Dean Winter with Josh Willis as leader before the election. My DM’s are open. #politas

I love how Michael Jackson clearances will cost you an arm and a leg unless it was fire and he’d be like “yeah, nah go head”