Needless to say:
I suspect my guess of a January election will increasingly be more likely than ever now.

Genuinely embarrassing stuff

You can’t justify the airtime, coverage and generous headlines Reform get when so far they’ve still got zero councillors.

Trump appears in court, and once the photographers arrive, plunges into his usual pose: leaning forward, hands folded onto the table, eyes sharpened straight ahead.

When they leave, Trump sinks right back into his chair.

What the potato on the buffet looks like at the end of the night when everyone has had all the cheese and pineapple

I think perhaps I need a better retirement plan than “a previously unknown wealthy yet isolated ancestor leaves me a sprawling, haunted Manor House & estate”

Old Economist didn't muck about

“If I am ever asked... to produce my ID card as evidence that I am who I say I am… then I will take that card out of my wallet and physically eat it in the presence of whatever emanation of the state has demanded that I produce it” - Boris Johnson in 2004
telegraph.co.uk/comment/361311…

Senior Fujitsu engineer made false statement to court about the flawed Post Office IT system, contradicting a report he had written earlier.

Sent innocent people to prison, for money

Despite the Dec 2019 High Court judgement no one charged. Will they be?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-688571…

Hey John Rentoul it’s a decent QTWAIN