Loyal to the oil

Could Shadeur Sanders play goalie for the Oilers ?

Shaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaa

HBD BILO

Poetry in motion

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

05/12/2025 Brett tried to kill me with peanuts #OPP

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

so real

From now on anyone who makes fun of Bouchards eyes has to go through me

JUST GET US A GOALIE WHO CAN STAY IN HIS FUCKING CREASE

Friday’s Friday..

Imagine being an employee at a company that has NEVER turned a profit and showing up to work in these shirts.

Me staying up all night for no reason even tho I'm tired asf

Lesbians might be pound for pound the best people to drink with. Not the angry ones from the Pacific Northwest that think cliff bars are healthy, im talking about your regular run of the mill lesbian. They can shoot the shit so good. No drama. Just fun. I might be a lesbian

The sweeter the berry the sweeter the juice

BREAKING: Restoration Hardware stock, $RH, falls over -8% after President Trump announces a “major tariff investigation” on furniture coming into the US.

Somebody get me an ultra I need to sober up