A reminder that the Mavericks traded Luka to LA and then magically won the first overall pick.

Is Morton and the Goffense going to get another free pass this week? It looks absolutely dreadful. Sorry you can’t have a clean pocket for 5 seconds every single play dude

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-po…

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

Yup

if only there were a way to prove the false start happened first

Can someone make a compilation of every time Al Michaels makes the index card joke on #TNFonPrime ? The Herbstreit laugh after included

What the fuck am I watching Netflix

The NFL takes another one from the Detroit Lions

Y’all help me: Is there a Twitter setting that allows real-time updates and not tweets from 17 hours ago?

If you think a single mother whose car is filled with stuffed animals is trying to murder ice agents you are a brainwashed fucking idiot.

REF BALL. LAME

"I'M VOTING TRUMP, CUZ HE'S GONNA MAKE HOUSING AFFORDABLE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE!" Trump: I want housing prices to go higher, so the lazy kids can't afford them. Good job Morons 👏

"Are we sure that the government isn't doing things just to personally get rich on a prediction market?"

I will really never understand how people watched Elon's wealth increase $400,000,000,000 since Trump got elected and then believe him when he says the real corrupt money-grubbers were aid workers making $70k

This is so awesome. They just tell you now.

They turned Hunter into some massive deviant villain (Joe Rogan talked about him for hours and hours) and all he did was have some drug-fueled fun, consensual fun with adult women. Meanwhile, every Republican is like pedophile, pedophile, rapist, wife-beater, etc etc.

Why are the names redacted? Why aren’t charges being pressed? Are Trump and the GOP perpetrating the biggest - and sickest - cover-up in American history?

I just listened to the James Talarico interview. Never would’ve heard it otherwise without the FCC chaos. These were his very last words: “They want us talking about furries and bathrooms so we don’t realize that they are picking our pockets, that they are closing our schools,

Dear DOJ Rapid Response: WTF are you talking about? The witness who called into the FBI’s National Threat Operations was a man, who drove Trump in a limousine. The girl he met who said Trump and Epstein raped her was found with her head blown off. DOJ never interviewed the male witness.