congrats to joey logano and remember that in nascar a white guy from new england still counts as diversity

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

what da hell are you talking about dawg

fucked up that those boys have to go be that one guy's sex slaves :(

going to start to say "close the schools" when i hear someone say something smart. unfortunately i haven't heard anything smart yet today

remember eight years ago when mfs were like "well im going to give him a chance"

we owe so much to phone phreaks

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expecting the site to loop around to "there's nothing more fascist than joining a socialist organization"

if you give me your vape and don't tell me if there's a button I hate you

our screens have never been higher resolution. and our games have never been less split screen. tragedy!

i no longer trust my cell phone. i think it's showing me inefficient bus routes

they won't let you sing killing in the name by rage against the machine at karaoke anymore. due to woke

most reckless trump appointee yet

Everything is lining up for 2025 to be the year of Linux on the desktop