meeting new people is hard because now i have to tell them about the curse

Jesus is back from the dead? I didn’t even know he was sick

Imagine making a movie so good Spielberg is like “Nah, I won’t even bother”

oh they meant biggest in the literal sense

he is risen

evergreen tweet

Gm. Have a great Easter Sunday.

Said like someone who has never watched TWIN PEAKS

The famously edgy humor of Friends

being an ex catholic who just really fucks with jesus as like a Guy is so fun idk . like he was just a chill guy . i feel the same way towards him as i feel about like . superman . or sportacus from lazytown .

This is why leaving Twitter is so difficult..

How it feels to have literally no one like your posts

what if benjamin button went to the beach that makes you old

"Oh this is not raiders, I don't like this one"-my dad before watching the last crusade in its entirety for the 40th

The reporting on OpenAI and Sam Altman that I've been working on for the past year and a half, for The New Yorker, with Andrew Marantz: newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…

Tenet is everywhere with those with eyes to see it

"A board member described Sam as having 'two traits almost never seen in the same person: a strong desire to please people in any given interaction, and almost a sociopathic lack of concern for the consequences of deceiving someone.'" lol

If there’s one perfect call of duty hands down this is the one

Fun fact: Ayo Edebiri was amongst the final children selected for this scene in Matilda but was unfortunately cut from the final edit for being "too old" and "so tall that she towered above the others"