This is a very Parise-esque goal. I don’t remember who it was against but I recall #9 doing something similar — pressuring a Dman, stick to one side leaving a passing lane “open,” D takes the bait, Zack anticipates & takes the puck, dekes, scores. #NJDevils

They are! None of her books have been banned — as in made illegal to sell. 99.9% of the “banned book” b.s. is about a book being removed from a some local school library — because of parental objections, new acquisitions, age restrictions, etc. People *want* there to be

Patrik Elias, who after nearly dying resurrected the 2006 Devils that were on life support, then set franchise scoring records, and helped lead them to another Final in 2012. Oh, before he nearly died? Set the single-season points record, assisted on a Cup clincher, and more….

Totally agree. Public humiliation and mockery is a far better punishment in these cases. The first amendment exists for shitty, low IQ speech like this too.

Fun times on the TL tonight Devils Insiders Jonny Lazarus New Jersey Devils

RIP

AFP: Researchers have discovered that DNA tests on Hitler’s blood point to Kallmann Syndrome, a genetic disorder linked to micro genitals.

Welp. Worst case scenario is he’ll be back this season. We have to get some of the walking wounded back, hang on to a playoff spot, and it would be a good time for Tom to make a move and get us another center.

Jack’s recovery timeline puts him at roughly 30 games missed. The #NJDevils are a good enough team to win despite the setback. They’ll be alright.

Life does have a sick sense of irony sometimes.

Turns out missing training camp hurts. Time for our other Hughes to step it up.

I recently found a stray dog in my yard and discovered he’s almost blind. Poor guy has been wondering for a long time. I really want him but can’t keep him so I’m desperately trying to find him a place to get help and safety. My Twitter bubble is super tiny so please retweet this

Best revenge movie ever.