This is in my neighborhood. I rent. I walk to work or take the D6. I’m a bit terrified that my rent will go up. Or I’ll be asked to leave altogether if my landlord decides to sell. I’m not sure if this is a good idea.

Sometimes you just need to follow your workday with a scotch neat.

This is what people think I mean when I say I’m not crossing the fucking bridge. What I actually mean is DC has what I need. Why the fuck would I go to Virginia?

Bewitched. As a kid I was watching Bewitched, Addams Family, The Munsters, I Dream of Jeannie, Scooby Doo.

I think Library of Congress needs to celebrate The Rocky Horror Picture Show at 50 right. Viewing parties in Coolidge, Pickford, Mumford. Party in the Great Hall. Cosplay contests. Roswell Encina

A digestif Boudreaux. Cute glass. Not great.

It’s spring weather this late in May in DC for the first time ever and all my coworkers just complained about it all day.

Home.

Very sad news.

What should I do? I’m at a restaurant. Feeling super sick. Looking for a plastic bag to ralph in. Can’t find anyone to run my card so I can leave. Do I just leave the card and settle it later?

I feel like I said a proper goodbye to one of my favorite spots. Beuchert's Saloon .

I’m in a tiny restaurant. 12 tables. A family of 6, 4 children under 10, is demanding a table. It’s not physically possible to seat them. The kids sit and play with the clean silverware on the two empty two-tops before they all leave upset. SMDH.

Coworker: Hey! How’s it going? Me: I just want to go home and watch Gordon Ramsey yell at people.

When I was teaching myself how to cook, I’d often just have to call people and throw or cater an impromptu party. Too much food. Someone needs to eat it. Taking it to the streets to make videos and market your brand is genius and gives a sense of community.

When I hear ‘boiled peanuts’, I know exactly where you’re talking about. IYKYK.

Tequila. I’m not big on it and don’t know what’s a good mid-range. Something nice for a gift but a gift for an acquaintance. Nice for maybe $40. Any suggestions?

Oof.

Finally made it to Lobby Bar. No real wine menu, which is disappointing. But the steak frites was amazing.