tf did that nigga mean by "i just want a rollie with a dab of ranch"

flight attendant: *yawns deaf passengers:

Every time a bitchhh say it's strict over here I get over there and do wtf I want literally

This is a horribly assembled football team

Shit fryin me bc i know this how they cook in Franklin

all a nigga want to do is triple his money & love somebody nobody can get next to

Dad caught the second ball and started thanking god like "i gotta athlete son!!" 😂

I think I found my new Lawyer 😂😂😂

Men will always be men 😂🤝

When my friends are roasting me and I see the easy target in the group laughing 👀

little shit turn me off, why are you following the nigga i shot at ???

people who create fake emotional connection just for money are really scary.

I dont be arguing nomore if you say you was sleep friday & woke up monday ok

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference..

“Jalen we need you to stop turning the ball over” Jalen Hurts:

There was time I was on this bitch all day and night

Gotta crack a smile even when I know that I’m sufferin

33 year old me calling my mom to let her know I landed safely

“Can you lend a nigga a pencil?”