Congratulations to NL Premier-elect Tony Wakeham! When journalists start sniffing around, throw them a press release with the word “innovation” in it. It’s political Febreze.

The people demanded change, so we changed their ability to demand.

Some may call this gaslighting, but this government prefers to believe in potential truths.

Today is World Menopause Day. Big fan of the new motto: “Cool Down, Calm Down, Don’t Frown.”

Who do you think our most wealthy donor is?

Honestly, if you’re drunk enough to think you’re a firefighter, you’re halfway to government. ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nova-…

I appointed myself as Minister of Energy. Here’s the plan:

I would love Dim to be someone’s podcast guest. Just to see if I could keep up this stuff for an hour. -ND

We’re doing nuclear. Remember who called it first. -ND

Poilievre is either sitting on an iron rod or he’s got marionette wires? -ND

Thanks for not bringing up the nuclear reactors and whatnot!

Outstanding! We need to get the word out that SMR stands for Small Modular Reactor, not Suddenly Majorly Radioactive. 😂

I didn’t even make the list? Probably since The Coast doesn’t have a social media presence anymore and their content is 95% AI generated since they fired most of their writers. I guess I’ll try harder for next year. 😂

Thanks Nova Scotia Liberal Party! To be fair, none of these four even believe we have a coastline.

Make sure you sit on the toilet and google science-illiterate websites as a warm up before wearing.

We stole a bunch of candy from a kid dressed as the Lorax. His mom wasn’t happy but that shit’s expensive.

These Blue Jays have 1 touchdown to the Dodgers 3 touchdowns. My boy Doug Ford needs to shake this team up. Unacceptable! #WANTITALL

That quiet is the sound of every Toronto Blue Jays fan shitting their pants. -ND

When I get to 3,000 followers I’ll spill the tea on one Nova Scotia MLA who, according to his wife, is “all foreskin.” It’s apparently a built-in windsock. What a team we have!