I didn't go to college until I was 30. This gave me a chance to see it with the perspective of an adult. One lecture in Industrial Psychology, in particular, I will never forget. The professor spoke about how an effective job description focused on concretely measurable

Oh God this trainwreck is hilarious

I had to dub this

I married my best friend and it's been great. The night I asked her out I was catcalled for the first time in my life, it was a good omen.

Hilarious because it defeats the whole purpose of that ad. "Mix It Up!"

"You were trying to access Wikipedia, you sick fuck!"

Instead of an AI photo here’s me doing a 360 flip as the elite knight 🙌🏻

Hot take: Sex is awesome and married couples should have more of it.

I have a need

Check out Project HEAVY by Chris Smith on Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/kmfpd… Having backed his prior work I can say he delivers, and the buy-in is low risk.

You know why you can’t have this? Because the government banned liquor and mobsters started killing each other with machineguns over smuggling alcohol. They repealed prohibition but kept the NFA. Then in 86 the libs decided no more new machineguns because they hate you.

God I miss when Arnold was governor. Sure he banged his maid but he was the best we ever got in my lifetime.

Maybe if 90% of women weren't retarded around firearms they'd be less of a danger to themselves and more of a danger to the people with guns who want to hurt them.

The Hind: "I'm Attack but also troopz I'm spechuil" The WIDEFUCKER 6000:

RT this to make weak dudes angry and strong dudes happy <3

Is the Twitter meta to just ragepost the most obvious bait and then plug your shitty blog and affiliate Amazon link?

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