Nothing makes my heart sing like a Mexican shrimp rice bowl. SPECIFICALLY from Baja

What’s the point of making an appointment at the nail salon when you have to sit and wait 15+ minutes anyway??

Ummmm question for people with dirty fingernails… why do u have those????

I’m gonna FUCK UP some sushi tonight

If I’m at the gym and you walk in front of the range of motion of my machine mid set, I’m not stopping. I’m hitting you. Walk around 😤

You need to take that mf back

I FUCKING LOVE MUDDDDD

Omg I love a good full circle moment 😂 and before anyone makes assumptions and tries starting a twitter war, this tweet is not about the election

Who tf made Moo Deng eat the damn trump veggies and called it her vote?? LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE SHE JUST A BIG GURL WHO WANTED A SNACK! STOP BULLYING HER 😭

Happy Veterans Day to all of the brave men and women who risked their lives so we could enjoy the freedom that we often take for granted. Your sacrifices will never go unnoticed or unappreciated 💚

I fixed my twitter! hey besties!! what’d I miss?

John has been doing yard work for like 8+ hours and I’ve never seen something so attractive in my life. I’m DROOLIN

Being emotionally intelligent person means you can never fully hate someone because you understand there's a reason why they are the way they are.

Fighting the feminine urge to shake my booty in between sets at the gym because my playlist today is onnnnnn it today