lets just completely eat shit with mama

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between 'the bit' and 'waging psychological warfare'

“What if instead of homeward bound it was homeward boob” -Thomathy

If there was a newborn baby between me and a southwest salad rn I’d yeet that kid so far

😳 DAAAAAAAAAMN!!! 🔥 THIS IS A WORK OF ART! 🤯 “ NO I DON’T CARE IF YOU WERE SE*UALLY ASSAULTED…..”

@jeopardean wouldnt let him out again

A misdemeanor can be easily expunged from one’s record but it’s not as easy to stop being a fugly unlovable chud

O SHIT A RAT, 2019

smoking weed because what other choice do i have.

if we date you have to defeat the 200 evil things my mom said to me that made me feel unloveable

autistic girlz will drop the most insane rizz then go nonverbal like their turn just ended or something

the world is turn based for autistic people

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still actually run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

True one time i fell in love with someone just because he asked me so many questions about me

When people who have never smoked give me shit for not being able to successfully quit it makes me so fuckin mad. “I’m just glad I never started” ok Kelsey you work at a Kum n Go nobody fuckin asked you for life advice

I can’t have one vice??? Everyone knows everything else about me is perfect. If I actually quit vaping it’d be all over for you hoes and you should be scared

jooby All working class women are queens