Dilbert horny

Ziggy is a little fuckin hit-and-run twink bitch and im going to go over to his house and im gonna fuck him in the ass

Ziggy is givin me a handjob with his fat little fingers

i'm gonna sit on Ziggy's fat face

as soon as i'm done railing on that fat fuck Ziggy i'm gonna take him outside and throw him in the dumpster

Ziggy just told me he loves me lmao!!!! get a grip bitch. ziggy u fuckin pig

Ziggy is lucky i dont punch his fuckin lights out, the awful pig. im in love with him.

GAHHHHHHHHH

i love to cum at work

whats up fuckers. old Papa Dilby Wilby is horny as fuck. as soon as I finish my reports im gonna wreck some twink in the supply closet. I'M

fuckers

I'm Dilbert and I hate pussy!!!

the regular Dilbert likes pussy but i'm a different version of Dilbert that thinks it sucks

i heard someone on here was sayin I fuck Dogbert. fuck you. i never fucked Dogbert.

i don't fuck Dogbert. our relationship is strictly professional. me and Odgbert don't fuck

potential dilbertbutgay tweet ideas ok let's see here: "water cooler full of cum," "jerking off during a webinar," "eating ass in break room

don't read my comic strip it sucks dick!! just like me 😘😘😘 lol. this is Dilbert except i dont like pussy

im gonna be on WTF with Marc Maron this Thursday

can't wait til you guys hear my WTF episode we had a really good talk Maron asked if i was gay and i said yes

this is good. this is a good thing im doing