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Melodien er det bedste…. 😂

De seneste 3-4 uger har der været ret mange tyske tweets i mit feed. Jeg interagerer aldrig med dem, for mit tyske mildest talt elendigt. Men hvad er det for en algoritme, der pludselig synes det er en god ide?

Jeg vidste ikke verden kunne være så beige: Odense Congress Center Hotel. Væggene, bordene, gulvene, stolene, puderne, restauranten, brusenichen. Alt er beige. Er jeg også beige nu?

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

Jeg har været på trådmalingskursus her i weekenden. Det tager lang tid, men er enormt meditativt. 🧵🪡

I morgen fylder min yngste 18 år. Det er jeg vist ikke helt mentalt klar til

Hi @AustineMcConi01 I have no idea why you follow me. You will surely be uninterested when you find out I am Danish🇩🇰 and think Donald Trump is a moron, a clown and the most dangerous threat to democracy and peace in the world. I so much hope Kamala Harris will win in Nov.

Stuen ommøbleret✔️ Borde dækket til 22 ✔️ Drinks gjort klar✔️ Steg, ovn kartofler & salat i gang ✔️ Så mangler vi bare 21 unge mennesker til 18 års fejring af den yngste

Trump: I’m basically a truthful person Podcaster: *bursts out laughing at him*

RP if you are safe and welcoming too.

It’s actually a very good question. Let me pose this question too. Of course not looking for the hashtag to trend or anything. Just think the question nedds asking #WhyIsTrumpAHitlerFan?

"Gisèle Pelicot tells mass rape trial ‘it’s not for us to have shame – it’s for them’". I genuinely think that single-handedly, this woman has done more for us than all men put together in history. She's stood up & made MEN confront and watch THEIR rapes. She's a fucking SAINT.

I dag skulle en af min 18 årige datters folkeskolekammerater bisættes. Jeg satte hende af ved kirken 40 minutter før. Synet af ca 100 sortklædte teens allerede i kø til at komme ind i kirken, og så begyndte jeg sgu også at græde alene i bilen. Meningsløs ulykke😢

Den her er altid god. Og jeg undres over at et 9 år gammelt FB minde stadig er aktuelt… og endda mere aktuelt end før🤯

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable Queen but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞

Remember, all these countries had their unique cultures and traditions before Islam!

Så skræmmende når man drager paralleller til i dag.

The last couple of days I have thought about this scene with Michael Douglas. It’s as if they knew. Good luck US. youtu.be/q3NI5sE3KeY?si… via YouTube

Just seems appropriate today.

The Disappointing Lego Flags story: an underwhelming and self-indulgent 🧵… In 2020, to help alleviate the lockdown tedium, we bought a small box of Lego. It was the first time I’d played with the stuff for years, and I loved it.