Are you trying to invite sharks into your home!?

Dihydrogen monoxide remains present throughout the wreckage of the Titanic to this day!

Children are consuming so much DHMO they're starting to act like it! news.miami.edu/as/stories/202…

It stays with you forever!

Don't be fooled by their marketing!

No wonder his show was so soothing to watch. It was brainwashing us!

Nothing can defeat it!

Don't believe their marketing lies!

All that "healthy eating" nonsense is just pro-dhmo propaganda!

Choose wisely.

If your family complains that the turkey is dry, tell them you're saving their life.

Don't be a jive turkey!

Who would do such a thing!?

A fun way to teach your kids about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide!

And yet there are still no rules saying they can't!

The original threat and the sequel.

Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Beware DHMO

Checkmate!

Keep your eyes on the skies tonight and beware the cookie thief.

Know the facts!