Objectively, the best part of Home Alone is when they yell “Fuller, take it easy on the Pepsi” because he wets the bed & Kieran Culkin looks at the camera like this

2024 is 99% complete.

🫣😳

2024 is 100% complete.

Normalize ski dates. Let's go to a waffle cabin, have a chairlift beer, shred good snow and talk about life.

2025 is 5% complete.

posting this for no particular reason today

today, more than ever.

it's always the CS grads' fault

Me every single day of 2025 so far

when you get it right on the first try

This is what Pete Buttigieg was doing as Secretary of Transportation, apparently.

flying out of dca and our pilot just said “they want me to tell you it’s going to be smooth sailing, but i have no idea.” girl—

“I thought the tariffs would be paid by other countries and not passed on to the consumer”

2025 is 33% complete.

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Elon rn

2025 is 45% complete.